Wednesday Wit

3 year old: "Knock knock"

Mom: "Who's there?"

3 year old: "Toy store."

Mom: "Toy store who?"

3 year old (thinking really hard): "Oh forget it."

Mom: "That's your joke?"

3 year old: "I was trying to trick you."

Mom: "Into what?"

3 year old: "Buying me a Happy Meal."