Wednesday Wit

My 3 year old son and his daddy were changing in the locker room of our community pool, when my son asked "I have a wiener?" Daddy said "yes, you do."

Son asked "Daddy has a wiener?" Daddy said "yes, I do."

Son asked "Mommy has a wiener?" Daddy said "no, she doesn't."

Son got all indignant and yelled "Yes she does! MY MOMMY HAS A WIENER!"

Which all of us sitting outside in the waiting room could hear.